The frog of my dreams - the list! .- O sapo dos meus sonhos!

The ideal guy (pay attention, I said guy, not gay... again!!! Right?)

Or

THE FROG OF MY DREAMS, I'M GONNA GET YA, GET YA, GET YA,... hey!

1st - well, not being an ex-BF would be just right

2nd - please, pleasie weasie... do not smoke!!! That can really, truly kill me!!!

3rd - Don't be extra over jealous!!! I really hat that part!

4th - just don't over react if I decide to add a little more knowledge to my luggage

5th - it would be rather nice if he likes to get cultivated once on a while

6th - be really patient...

7th - don't be "pimp"

8th - be reasonably intelligent - a.k.a. I hate dumb guys, really, I do!

9th - this is the impossible part: just think about football, girls and sex! (don't be like this, please)

10th - know how to smile, that really atracts me!

11th - don't live too far away from me

12th - be in a good mood, constantly

13th - don't be selfish (well, and like shellfish would be rather nice)

14th - be communicative, talkative ant whatsoever

15th - have his own opinion

16th - be romantic

17th - be gentle and lovely

18th - be honest, ok?

19th - don't want his TS (twin-soul) locked at home beause he's too afraid somebody steals her

20th - be faithfull (ho, another impossible one!)

21st - be attentive

22nd - help at home

23rd - don't act like a total freak in public (especially if he's jealous!)

24th - be taller than me (someday I will tell you why...)

25th - trust me (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!)

26th - don't be violent / agressive...etc, etc..)

27th - be honest and hard-working

28th - like to travel and to go out once on a while

29th - don't be a damn ass!

30th - do not (still) like his last girlfriend

31st - know how to surprise me (this will certainly get my heart's attention!)

32nd - do not be blonde (literally)

33rd - don't be like a donkey. Didn't I mention this, by the way?

E estou a escrever isto porque peço o impossível... e ainda acredito nisto! Não me contento com muito menos, by the way!

Em inglês? Porque me apeteceu!

Podem sempre usar o tradutor!!!

Ciao!!!

Iva*

P.S. Aqui, Sapinho, sapinho...!!!